Laughter is good medicine / The Robber

A robber was robbing a house. All of a sudden someone said, “Jesus is watching you!” “What? Oh well,” said the robber and he went back to work. When he started to pick up the VCR, he heard the voice again, “Jesus is watching you!” it said again. This time the robber pointed his flashlight at the voice and asked, “Who said that?” It was a parrot. “I’m Moses,” said the parrot. “Who in the world would name you Moses?” asked the robber. The parrot answered, “The same man that named the pitbull in the corner Jesus!”

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